How Well Do You Know Dwight Yoakam?

"Well you don't know me but you don't like me,
Say you care less how I feel.
But how many of you who sit and judge me,
Have tried my Chicken Lickin's Chicken Fries?"

I should write jingles.

Remember the trip to Walgreens? Of course you do. I just told you about it yesterday. Well, same trip. I stop in the small frozen food section to figure something out for the kids for first dinner. Second dinner was the chicken and dumplings I was cooking but that would not be ready for a few hours and they MUST eat the moment we get home. Regardless, this is what I find...

Sorry for the picture quality. I only have a camera phone.

So I bought 'em.

Besides the fact I've never been truly comfortable with a "chicken fry" (it's just not natural), can I mention how disturbing "chicken lickin'" is? Who licks the chicken? Is this chicken on chicken action? Does Dwight lick the chicken? That would be a good selling point, I think. "EACH CHICKEN INDIVIDUALLY LICKED BY MR. YOAKAM HIMSELF!" It could go right under the catchy phrase, "Just Heat 'Em and Eat 'Em"

However, I do not find that they are part of the Bakersfield Biscuit Brand a powerful selling tool. I lived in Bakersfield. It's not much to brag about.